I spend far too much time in Sydney Airport

"The plane has a slight engine problem. We apologize for the delay"

-What!? Something's wrong with the plane!?
-No. That's not what she said.
-Well didn't she say there was something wrong with the engine?
-An engine problem.
-That sure sounds like there is something wrong to me.


"Boarding now. Ka kaaaaw! Keep smiling!"
"What's your flight number? I will call in a threat! Ka kaaaaw! Happy travels and keep smiling too."
"Shit. Delayed at least half an hour. I hate waiting with people I don't know. This sucks. I just want to be in Fiji now. under a palm tree."
"I like coconuts."
"Hey. This weather sucks. Tell me something good. This sucks. Waiting sucks."
"It's not going to change for a week either. Sucks!"
"Just have a few beers it passes the time. Or you could hold your breath till u pass out."
"Lol"
"Haha. I haven't had any beer at all. Just that god awful liquarice that everyone hates."
"Yummy stuff"
"Listening to "Rump Shaker" and "Shambala" that you downloaded for me. Hey there is icecream in the freezer for you. It was too cold. Anyway. This sucks."
"When do you leave?"
"I should have left already. This is a night mare. My flight so Fiji is tomorrow!"
"Same shit happened to me. What is the delay caused by?"
"Engine problem. I want a new plane, dammit"

Hang on. Now they're telling us we will get some vouchers. Great. The whole airport is closing. Gosh.
Gosh again. Now they want me to board. I guess I'll do that then. Later!